Tuesday, October 31, 2006

New Pics

Photos from our trip to Zeeland are now posted. Click the link on the lower left side.

In other news, I biked home from my Dutch class today and my rainsuit got a good first trial. And while my body stayed mostly dry (I say "mostly" because some of the rain managed to penetrate the cloth) my face was soaked. I got a funny look from a guy at a stoplight and didn't understand until I got home. My mascara had completely run down my face. I looked truly frightening. (more so than usual...)

As I was getting drenched on my bike, my internal monologue went something like this:

"Why, WHY do I live here?"

"Oh, he better move me someplace WARM and DRY after this. I cannot imagine a lifetime as a frog. I just can't."

"No wonder Dutch girls don't wear makeup and don't do their hair."

"I miss my car. sniffle sniffle."



Monday, October 30, 2006

I live!

I know. I've been remiss. I've neglected my blog for far too long, but there wasn't too much to say lately.

Weeeelll... I could tell you that I learned to play darts properly while M and I were in Zeeland and found it to be REALLY fun. I see a rich future ahead of me hanging out with old men in dingey bars. Maybe we'll smoke cigars and kill our livers with whiskey. And really, I can't think of a better retirement.

Or maybe I could tell you that on a walk the other night I saw a house decorated for Halloween and I had to squelch a sudden urge to ring their doorbell and thank them -- and then ask for a cup of cider and some pumpkin soup. (which are two other things that say "Fall" to me...) If you don't know much about me, know this: I am OBSESSED with pumpkin. Can't get enough of the stuff. Love it in pie, love it in muffins, love it in frozen yogurt (I'm not kidding. We have that in my hometown.) I love it any way, shape or form. And if you've lately had a pumpkin beer, don't tell me about it. It would break my heart. I miss it so.

But mostly I've come a-runnin' back to this space to share the biggest news I've had in awhile. Today, I began the inburgeringscursus. (Doesn't that word just roll right off your tongue?) In other words (namely English ones) I started the government sponsored (and required for all foreigners outside the EU) Dutch language and culture class.

My reaction to the first day?

Mweh.

It was okay. I didn't hate it and I didn't love it. After the teacher instructed us which lessons to do and left the room, there were a few "kids" in the class that got rowdy. Oh my. Did I just use the word "rowdy." Apparently, this class is going to devolve me to my 13 year old self when those annoying boys in class just wouldn't stop drumming on their desks -- stop drumming on your desk!!! -- while I was studiously hunched over my social studies book learning about the Croatan. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatan)

But, luckily, I was quickly adopted by a group of girls, who seem like they actually want to learn Dutch, and we left the room to find a quieter study space. (And, of course, I promptly told the teacher some of the other students were acting up and disturbing us.)

(not really)

What I find really amazing is that when you live away from your own country, you tend to fall in with people from all over the world who are in the same situation as you. And in your home country, it's quite possible that you'd never get to know someone from that place. Here are the nationalities of the women I met today: Brazilian, Japanese, Peruvian, Polish, Russian, and Romanian. And meeting these women also drove home how lucky I am that English is my mother tongue. There are so many people out there that learn our language. Imagine it: you can go almost anywhere in the world and find someone to talk with in the language you express yourself best in. I bet there are some Finnish or Javanese people out there who would love to travel and always have their first language to rely on.

But most of all... this burning question... a question I've pondered for the past year (me, American girl living with a Dutch man) ... a question I've discussed with (many) other foreign women I've met here in Holland (and there are LOTS of us) ... a question we'd never dare ask a Dutch woman (those women we foreigner girls seem to almost outnumber) ... this question lingered in my mind all day (when I met all these additional foreign girls):

Why don't Dutch men marry their own women? Hmmmmm?







Friday, October 20, 2006

The Neighbors are Criminals

The gas company has been doing work in our apartment complex this week and in order to do all that they need to do, it's necessary that they go into everyone's apartments.

Apparently, upon entering one of our neighbor's apartments (and, specifically, the apartment right next door to my American friend's place) they found a gigantic weed farm.

Yes, you read that correctly. I said WEED FARM.

M was biking home from work when he saw men throwing gigantic marijuana plants from the balcony of this apartment into the bed of a truck. Seems the gas guys snitched and the cops showed up to hack down the abundance of wacky weed growing in the living room and to cart the would-be drug lords off to jail.

"But why?" I hear you query. "Isn't wacky weed legal over there?"

VINCENT: Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

JULES: Those are hash bars?

VINCENT: Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause -- get a load of this -- if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to search you. Searching you is a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.

Jules: Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it -- I'm fuckin' goin'.

Vincent: I know baby. You'd dig it the most.

Ahem, sorry. I got off track. Where was I? Oh right...

It is legal to grow it in your home, but every adult is only allowed to have 5 plants. For instance, if M and I were so inclined, we could have 10 marijuana plants decorating our place instead of the ficus and ferns we have now. (Actually, we have neither of those plants. I just like alliteration.)

So, either our neighbors were trying to start a home-based drug business in their apartment or they have 38 people living with them.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Welcome Baby Girl!!

Congrats to Heather and Leon on Sawyer Marie's birth!!

Born: 2:35 AM, October 15th
Weight: 6 pounds and 13 ounces.
Length: 19 1/4 inches

And as little Sawyer's mother elegantly put it a few hours before her birth:

This sucks so bad. I just got my epidural. I'll probably deliver before my doctor get's here at 7am. Women who don't get epidurals are nuts. Did I mention how much this sucks?

Friday, October 13, 2006

A Night Away

We're escaping Enschede for a night. We'll be spending an evening in a province of Holland that M has never been to.

We leave tomorrow a.m. for Zeeland (New Zealand's namesake): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeland

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Joys of Pregnancy

A recent conversation between myself and a friend who's 9 months pregnant:


Her: I've really enjoyed eating the past 9 months. I'll miss that after the baby comes.

Me: Yeah, and you're disciplined. You'll starve the weight off of yourself, if you have to.

Her: I have to. I'm getting sick of being this fat. But, for now, I have one more week of good eating before it's all over. And I'm seriously contemplating an entire box of Twinkies.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Made me Chuckle

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Goings On

1) M and I discovered a new thing to get into here in Enschede. (Not exactly the mecca of cool happenings, so this is good news... ) Last Wednesday, we went to "Ladies' Night" at the Holland Casino. Everyone gets in free ("Because if we charged the men, that would be discrimination," the girl at the check-in counter told us in response to our obvious question) and you both get a chip good for one free drink.

After we entered, I looked at M and said, "Humpf, that's odd. In the States, you don't pay cover to get into a casino and the drinks are free. You know, they want to encourage you to stay and lose all your money gambling."

M replied, "Uh, that would never work here. We're Dutch, Ang, we'd all come to the casino for the free drinks and never touch the slots."

2) I took a 2 1/2 hour Dutch test today. It was, for want of a better word, paaaaiiinnnfuuullll. I've found that my listening skills are complete crap, but I'm not afraid to talk at all. Of course, M said that's just the way I am in English, so he's not surprised.

3) I work out. A lot. For the first time since I was 20, I have discernible muscles in my legs. Granted, they're enveloped in a layer of squishy fat, but they're there. I swear!

4) There's no such thing as Halloween here and that bothers me immensely. I love that holiday and, really, it's not only because of the candy. (Ummm... okay okay... It's mostly the candy.)

Maybe I could introduce it over here and we could call it "Hollandween." We could carve potatoes into... errrrr... Spud -o- Lanterns and go bobbing for wheels of Gouda.

5) If you ever meet a Dutch person ask them this: "Hey, did you ever get your bike back from the Germans?" They'll think you're hilarious. (http://www.dutchamsterdam.nl/68-amsterdam-city-of-bikes)

6) I've decided to commence with a one-woman campaign entitled "Making Holland a Nicer Place to Live." When you meet individual Dutch people, they're usually quite friendly. (If somewhat pushy and blunt to a fault.) But really... they're nice people. But in general... you know, out there... out in the stores, restaurants, etc... they are the absolute rudest people I've ever met. I know, I've bitched about this before, but I do believe it's time for me to do something about it. I'm not sure what form this action is going to take. But I think I've narrowed it down to writing letters to newspapers and wielding a high-powerd assault weapon in the stores downtown until I get a "May I help you, Miss?" Hmmm... which one would be more effective....

8) I started working as a part-time researcher at the University of Twente in the Communications department. (This is also the place M is getting his PhD.) It's a good job to have, but there's one wrinkle: I'm also working in the same department as M's ex-girlfriend and I sit in her bestfriend's office.

9) I left a few pieces of old bread on the kitchen counter and M asked "What is this? Should I throw it away?" "No," I replied, "there's a big goose that hangs out in front of my building at the university and he keeps giving me deep, meaningful stares every time I walk past him. I've decided to give into his Svengali-like powers and give him what he wants."