Yawn. 4pm. Fading fast... why does it already feel like I've been working here for 3 weeks?

However, I did forget how much fun it is to work with British people. Their slang is fantastic. Try these out:

winge = whine
for fuck's sake (self explanatory)
piss off = screw you, fuck off

Here's a phrase for you to practice with: "Oh for fuck's sake! What are you wingeing on about? Piss off and get yourself back to your desk."