A picture... thousand words... blah blah blah. Us on the beach in Turkey.

No captions for these pics. But feel free to create your own. All I'll say is this: Yes, he's wearing a version of the banana hammock. Yes, I'm totally topless. Yes, that's an alcoholic beverage. And no, I took my top off before I had any drinks. This was not reckless, drunken clothing removal. I had a plan and executed it.

But in the sense of decorum -- because this blog is all about decorum -- I've censored us, lest little chilluns see this webpage and are scarred for life.