Me: These pants are too tight. They're definately giving me cameltoe.
M: What's cameltoe?
Me. It's when your pants leave nothing to the imagination in this area (motions to crotch). It kinda looks like a cameltoe.
M: Ohhhh, we call that "whispering pants."
Me: Huh? I don't get it.
M: Well, you can see the lips, but you can't hear what they're saying.
posted by A @ 11:41 AM
2 Comments:
ahhhhh. i get it.
you know this brings up an interesting facet of american cuture. yes, SAT scores are dropping. yes - there is still no cure for cancer. and yes...the war to liberate iraq rages on.
but boy -- we do have a lot of slang terms for the vagina!
cunt
pussy
pie hole
lips
babymaker
pootie tang
pootie
clap farm
vag
hole
snatch
Small Elyse
beaver
bush
the pink
box
bean (as in "flick the bean")
piss flaps
snapper
the land of milk and honey
mudd flap
beef curtains
pink taco
Tyler's Mom
and just to be fair ---- slang terms for the penis ---
Dick
Willy
arrow
aardvark's nose
bishop
schlong
johnson
cock
wang
hangdown
one eyed wonder weasel
rumpleforeskin
dugan
tyler sartin
prick
starcrunch
sausage
brotwurst
twig 'n' barries
anacockda
pen15
choad
beaver cleaver
beef bayonet
dong
dork
hose
lap-taffy
pork sword
pud purple headed yogurt slinger haft
tallywacker
trouser snake
wedding tackle
yack
Wee Wee
Magic Stick
Purple People Eater
pipe
ding dong
bonus
weiner
pee pee
junk
family jewels
eggs and bacon
schwantz
Guthi (Telugu + Penis)
wow -- that last list really shows how far american male culture has developed eh?
you forgot "twat." :)
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