Refusing to Play Along

Me: (Said after I told M that I was cold all day.) Imagine if I'd been born into an Eskimo family. I would've been miserable.

M: Yeah, but it's all relative. If you'd been born into that culture, you'd be able to handle the cold.

Me: Yeah, I know. But just imagine that you are who you are and you were born someplace else. Knowing your character, where do you think would've been the worst place for you to have been born.

M: China

Me: Why China?

M: Because I don't speak a word of Chinese.

Me: UGGGHHH... that's NOT what I mean!

M: Well, if you don't like my answer, stop asking stupid questions.